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AA Day 13: Apparently we scare off drivers…

March 21st, 2011 No Comments

Good god this was a long day of driving. We started out with an early morning transit to Christchurch, but were nowhere near the damaged areas.  Would have been interesting, but even now the locals are being kept out. Oddly enough we were actually changing drivers again here, and the next driver we`re only getting [...]

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Roadrage

August 5th, 2010 No Comments

Is there anything worse than being on a 1-lane highway? Up until now you’ve been cruising down a two lane divided, people are moving at a decent pace. Maybe you’re in a hurry, maybe you’re not, but you’ll get there reasonably close to when you expected. Then you lose a lane… Instantly, every 5th driver [...]

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Earworms

August 1st, 2010 No Comments

Why is it that certain songs stick in your head so intensely? It’s as if songs are tiny musical worms boring into your grey matter. Everyone’s experienced this with certain terrible and overplayed radio fodder. Some of these horrible tunes are so omnipresent when you’re shopping or on tv/commercials that you could probably sing all [...]

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Really Apple?

June 8th, 2009 No Comments

Apple’s design team takes another nosedive into stupidity today. What were once some of the nicest notebooks on the market have been neutered yet again as Apple has eliminated removable batteries from the macbook line. Another fun change is exchanging the express slot (on most models) for an SD card slot rather than just adding [...]

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You know, Heath was great and all but…

February 23rd, 2009 No Comments

If I have to hear one more newscast or oscar synopsis about how he “turned a comic book character into a psychopathic monster” (and other comments about how he apparently singlehandedly came up with his performance) I’m going to cry.   I’m sorry Mr. or Ms. copywriter or reporter or whatnot that your only experience [...]

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Alan Moore’s sandy vagina…

February 18th, 2009 No Comments

Don’t get me wrong, I love Alan Moore’s work, I love Watchmen in particular but he’s a hypocritical angry old hash addict. In the lead up to the Watchmen release the media have been writing the usual stories about Alan Moore. We all know that Moore doesn’t like the idea of film adaptations of his [...]

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In the words of Frou Frou the talking cat

February 10th, 2009 No Comments

There’s no place like home…       There are varying degrees of culture shock that one gets upon moving away from one’s birthplace for the first time. Maybe you moved to Europe for school and you’re learning a new language (or multiple new languages). Perhaps you went to Australia for a year to find [...]

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In which the Winnipeg Fringe Festival is about to begin…

July 14th, 2008 No Comments

It’s almost Fringe time… A few days from now the area surrounding Winnipeg’s Old Market Square will be filled with Venue desks, theatregoers and food trucks. 12 straight days of theatre goodness for increasingly not low prices await the citizens of Winnipeg who haven’t fled to cottages or holidays. The program this year looks passable, [...]

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The Minnesota Two-Step

June 26th, 2008 No Comments

I spent last weekend south of the border indulging in my penchant for adrenaline on the (admittedly somewhat tame compared to some) roller coasters at valley fair. Much as we’re tempted these days to think that culturally Canada is quite similiar to the states I always get a reminder that that isn’t totally the case [...]

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The dark hunger of the soul…

June 16th, 2008 No Comments

Hot Pocket Passive Aggressive Notes I noticed this at my old government job as well, anything hotpocket-ish (be it HP’s, Pizza Pops or whatever) is stolen far more frequently than anything else I kept in the fridge. There was really little excuse in my building as well since there was so often free food kicking [...]

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