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European Adventure: A hot shower at a fair price…

September 7th, 2011 No Comments

Venice was a delightful city made a lot less wonderful by the terrible digs. The hostel had six showers per floor and each floor was made up of five or six 16 bed dorms. I had the extra fun of being in the top bunk by the door so I heard every single movement of [...]

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Without further comment I present the end of human civilization…

August 28th, 2010 No Comments

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Earworms (Commercial Edition)

August 13th, 2010 No Comments

In the vein of the earlier earworm post I have a more important question… Is there anything more insidious than that very special brand of commercial that finds a nook and simply won’t leave your head for hours or days after you hear it? United Furniture Warehouse has even had campaigns based around singing the [...]

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Roadrage

August 5th, 2010 No Comments

Is there anything worse than being on a 1-lane highway? Up until now you’ve been cruising down a two lane divided, people are moving at a decent pace. Maybe you’re in a hurry, maybe you’re not, but you’ll get there reasonably close to when you expected. Then you lose a lane… Instantly, every 5th driver [...]

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One Rainy Evening (Part III)

July 29th, 2010 No Comments

Over the next bunch of orbits I was absolutely card dead. I won the blinds once raising from the button with pocket sixes but that’s about it. I was being not so slowly being blinded off without there being much of anything I could do about it. Amazingly I still snuck onto the final table [...]

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The ABC’s of Creepy

April 30th, 2009 No Comments

On the off chance that you needed further proof that Michael Jackson is creepy beyond all get out, here are several selections from a recent auction of property from his Neverland ranch near Santa Barbara California. “I am the Lord thy Michael and thou shalt not have other gods besides me…” Bubbles looks like he’s [...]

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Do not touch the rabbit, the rabbit is hot!

April 3rd, 2009 No Comments

Just in time for Easter…    Entertaining and yet mildly creepy (at least to my eyes) but I wonder why he didn’t do the most obviously hilarious method: Bunny on a hotplate!

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Three quick hits:

March 31st, 2009 No Comments

First up: The photo above is from a series of photos taken at a Russian antarctic station. Read more HERE Next: The dead fish version of Choose Your Own Adventure? Lastly: Google Streetview comes to Canada (hooray!)

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The word “unnecessary” springs to mind… as does the word “shite”

March 31st, 2009 No Comments

  So I went to see I love you, Man last week. (funny enough movie, Jason Segel and Paul Rudd lovable and hilarious as always) Before the film I was hit with the preview for the latest Wayans Bros. movie…   If you haven’t had the pleasure, let me introduce you to the concept of [...]

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People with zero chance of becoming Nobel laureates

March 25th, 2009 No Comments

This is absolutely one of my favorite things that have been sent to me in a while, a set of 41 terrible science projects. I’m sure a good chunk of these are fake or shopped, but some are all too real. Honestly, you have to pity the elementary school/junior high science teachers. Who doesn’t remember [...]

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