The Bulldogs are Cheating

On the off chance that you needed further proof that Michael Jackson is creepy beyond all get out, here are several selections from a recent auction of property from his Neverland ranch near Santa Barbara California.

“I am the Lord thy Michael and thou shalt not have other gods besides me…”

Bubbles looks like he’s scared of [...]

Just in time for Easter… 

 
Entertaining and yet mildly creepy (at least to my eyes) but I wonder why he didn’t do the most obviously hilarious method: Bunny on a hotplate!

First up:
The photo above is from a series of photos taken at a Russian antarctic station. Read more HERE
Next:
The dead fish version of Choose Your Own Adventure?
Lastly:
Google Streetview comes to Canada (hooray!)

 
So I went to see I love you, Man last week. (funny enough movie, Jason Segel and Paul Rudd lovable and hilarious as always) Before the film I was hit with the preview for the latest Wayans Bros. movie…
 
If you haven’t had the pleasure, let me introduce you to the concept of “Dance Flick.” The [...]

This is absolutely one of my favorite things that have been sent to me in a while, a set of 41 terrible science projects. I’m sure a good chunk of these are fake or shopped, but some are all too real. Honestly, you have to pity the elementary school/junior high science teachers. Who doesn’t remember [...]

As usual I’m weeks late to the party on one of these, but here’s mine.
The idea behind this meme is that you combine random info from randomized sources to create a CD/Album cover for your fictitious band. Ikinci Qala brings a sort of Ladysmith Black Mambazo vibe to mind and the album title/artwork meshed surprisingly [...]

If I have to hear one more newscast or oscar synopsis about how he “turned a comic book character into a psychopathic monster” (and other comments about how he apparently singlehandedly came up with his performance) I’m going to cry.
 
I’m sorry Mr. or Ms. copywriter or reporter or whatnot that your only experience with [...]

…but at least it wasn’t a majority. Fuck you Alberta.