{"id":60,"date":"2009-02-13T10:52:54","date_gmt":"2009-02-13T16:52:54","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/cheatingbulldogs.com\/?p=60"},"modified":"2009-02-17T09:06:14","modified_gmt":"2009-02-17T15:06:14","slug":"the-day-the-muzak-died","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/cheatingbulldogs.com\/?p=60","title":{"rendered":"The day the muzak died&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Per <a href=\"http:\/\/cnn.com\">CNN<\/a>:<\/p>\n<figure id=\"attachment_63\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-63\" style=\"width: 269px\" class=\"wp-caption alignnone\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" data-attachment-id=\"63\" data-permalink=\"https:\/\/cheatingbulldogs.com\/?attachment_id=63\" data-orig-file=\"https:\/\/cheatingbulldogs.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/02\/kenny20g.jpg\" data-orig-size=\"448,269\" data-comments-opened=\"1\" data-image-meta=\"{&quot;aperture&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;credit&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;camera&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;caption&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;created_timestamp&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;copyright&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;focal_length&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;iso&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;shutter_speed&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;title&quot;:&quot;&quot;}\" data-image-title=\"kenny20g\" data-image-description=\"\" data-image-caption=\"&lt;p&gt;Oh dear&amp;#8230; what a man-perm.&lt;\/p&gt;\n\" data-large-file=\"https:\/\/cheatingbulldogs.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/02\/kenny20g.jpg\" class=\"size-full wp-image-63 \" title=\"kenny20g\" src=\"https:\/\/cheatingbulldogs.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/02\/kenny20g.jpg\" alt=\"Oh dear... what a man-perm.\" width=\"269\" height=\"161\" srcset=\"https:\/\/cheatingbulldogs.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/02\/kenny20g.jpg 448w, https:\/\/cheatingbulldogs.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/02\/kenny20g-300x180.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 269px) 100vw, 269px\" \/><figcaption id=\"caption-attachment-63\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">Oh dear... what a man-perm.<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<p>MUZAK, those lovely people that bring you in-elevator or\u00a0on hold\u00a0kenny-g-esque (or strings) versions of popular songs is filing for <a href=\"http:\/\/www.cnn.com\/2009\/SHOWBIZ\/Music\/02\/11\/muzak.bankruptcy\/index.html?iref=mpstoryview\">bankruptcy protection<\/a>.<\/p>\n<p>Let us all hope this means that the next time we call Visa or Rogers we won&#8217;t have to listen to Katy Perry&#8217;s &#8220;I kissed a girl&#8221; as interpreted for Alto Sax and Oboe.<\/p>\n<p>But sadly upon closer inspection they appear to merely be restructuring debt and not folding.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Per CNN: MUZAK, those lovely people that bring you in-elevator or\u00a0on hold\u00a0kenny-g-esque (or strings) versions of popular songs is filing for bankruptcy protection. Let us all hope this means that the next time we call Visa or Rogers we won&#8217;t have to listen to Katy Perry&#8217;s &#8220;I kissed a girl&#8221; as interpreted for Alto Sax [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-60","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p3qtCo-Y","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"jetpack-related-posts":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/cheatingbulldogs.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/60","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/cheatingbulldogs.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/cheatingbulldogs.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/cheatingbulldogs.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/cheatingbulldogs.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=60"}],"version-history":[{"count":5,"href":"https:\/\/cheatingbulldogs.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/60\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":66,"href":"https:\/\/cheatingbulldogs.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/60\/revisions\/66"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/cheatingbulldogs.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=60"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/cheatingbulldogs.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=60"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/cheatingbulldogs.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=60"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}