Having fun storming the castle…

Editors Note: WordPress has yet again decided to completely revamp the editor so this may not look consistent with the other posts.

Our second morning in Lisbon started with a concrete plan to hop the picturesque old tram and take it up to the Alfama/Castle district to explore.

View from our guest house

Breakfast was a nice get together again with our host and this time with our fellow guests as well. They were a married couple and two coworkers from the Seattle area who’d just been to the Mobile World Conference in Barcelona via Paris/Amsterdam. There was a brief window where I once thought I might get to go to that conference back in my coding days so I admit a bit of jealousy. Luis gave us all various bits of advice before we scattered, telling us the most interesting way to walk up to the flea market before heading onward to the castle.

We started on our way back down to the Baixa taking one of the shortcuts we’d discovered on our previous night’s wandering and decided to take a slightly different route down to the water. In doing so we checked out a nearby church we hadn’t had time to see the night before. It had burned down in the 50s and been rebuilt but keeping much of the fire damage to the original stone, interesting but also quite odd looking. Outside, one of the many Ginja joints that are essentially a tiny closet in a large building and decided that breakfast indulgence would be alright (since it was pushing brunch time anyway.) Gijinha is a liqueur made from a sour cherryish fruit (the ginja) that many Lisboetas seem to drink almost religiously. More or less anywhere you walk in the city you’ll see one of these teeny bars that sell literally only this one thing and locals stopping it for a quick shot with or without fruit. We’d sampled it on Madeira as it’s popular all over Portugal but the omnipresence of it in Lisbon was kind of amazing. The liqueur itself is essentially the same brandy that’s in Poncha with the cherry sugar and some cinnamon infused in it. It’s both strong and smooth and often served in a little edible chocolate cup (one person told me this started in one place in Portugal and has spread.) On this occasion we were given our glass shotglasses and stepped outside, had cheers and sampled, spitting out the pits like the locals.

Reinforced for the day ahead we began walking down to the tram line only to discover (again) that they were just too crammed with people to make getting on (if it was even possible) appealing at all. As previously discussed we were in Portugal over the fairly extended Carnaval period so tourism numbers were probably way up (I definitely got the feeling at times that there were more Portuguese travellers in Lisbon visiting the capital than you might normally expect but forgot to ask Luis if that was the case.) In the end we decided just to walk since Luis had given us what he said was the most interesting route.

Tram Car (very full)

Interesting was code for “Hilly oh my god more steps” in some ways but it was definitely intriguing. The Alfama neighbourhood is pretty much the oldest extant neighbourhood of the city and was at one point (in moorish times) more or less the extent of it. Since it’s more or less all built on the steep hill up to the castle it was spared from most of the tsunami destruction (perhaps firmer bedrock helped with the earthquake too, I’m not sure.) and as such the streets here maintain the old narrow twisted patterns that were originally meant to confuse invaders and work equally well on tourists. Even I was glad for google maps that day. (I love you Luis but your claim there would be signs pointing at the castle everywhere was BS unless you were on the tramcar path.)

Typical “street” in the section of Alfama we walked

As you make your way through these narrow staircase/alleys you can run across almost everything. On one landing there will be a tiny postage stamp sized square with two microscopic bars and a couple of tables set out… on another you’ll see a magnificently tiled old home towering up 3 stories but only about six feet wide. In the Moorish/Medieval days of the City the nobility lived at the top of the hill nearest the castle and you can see this in the expanding size of the homes as you climb higher. Later the the district became home to the poorer citizens (fishermen etc) and there are signs of this in some of the decorative motifs. These days it’s known more as the immigrant area of the city with swaths of construction labourers from Portugal’s former colonies, India etc coming and staying in the neighbourhood during the pre-recession construction boom but with the cooled economy and austerity measures it’s changing once again. Apparently there are numerous public baths and laundries because many of the very old buildings lack any remotely modern conveniences.

You run into these beautifully tiled buildings out of nowhere in the oddest places

Eventually we reached the top and found the aforementioned flea market which was incredibly lively. It’s definitely a proper flea market and not just a tourist thing as vendors are selling everything from vintage clothes, furniture and broken toys to artisan goods and food. I saw a very near old map of Madeira that I was sorely tempted to buy but as it was still early and I knew I’d be carrying it around for six plus more hours at least I didn’t see how it wouldn’t get wrecked. If I’d just been visiting Lisbon the rest of the trip there were definitely some neat furniture things I would have at least examined too but the rest of the trip was so mobile/seat of our pants that I just didn’t want to even look and fall in love with something that would take too long to arrange shipping on. (Plus I’m fairly sure this was around the time that Dad told me my hot water heater had broken so I was feeling extra poor with every euro spent.)

Heading uphill (some more!) from the Flea Market we came to the Church of St. Vincent de Fora which was vast and impressive and is the burial place for a number of Portuguese monarchs. We also discovered that the area near the castle appears to be where some well established ceramic workshops were located. Again I wish in some ways we’d been finishing our stay in Lisbon as I saw a few things I might have picked up had we not been looking at then hauling them around another week+.

The ridiculous altarpiece of the Cathedral of St. Vincent

A fairly long line greeted us as we waited to get in to the Castle grounds proper but it was absolutely worth the wait as the Castle’s ridiculously defensible vantage point gives it and its grounds one hell of a view across the entire city and the River Tagus out to the ocean. As the site has been host to basically every fortification the city has ever built it’s archaelogically/historically kind of a mess as a site to visit, but also interesting for that. The exhibit of artifacts recovered at the site has a ton of things from the Roman era through to the early portuguese state. The inner portion of the castle itself is mostly the fortress built in the moorish era but there are also later walls from era where it became the protected seat of the Governor or King of Portugal depending on the era. Eventually as it became less necessary to always be behind thick walls the royals moved to swankier digs (as in most European countries) I believe originally in the Baixa (the valley below the castle) then as previously discussed out to Belem after the earthquake. From then on the castle was apparently just a military stronghold/storage depot and as such isn’t a particularly well preserved example of castle-tude, but it’s impressively stout and you can see why the legends of a Knight sacrificing himself to hold open a gate during the siege to force out the moors might be true. Not much was getting through or over those walls. Definitely neat to explore given the views it commands and the less safety paranoid approach the Portuguese monument folks take.


Mom with Gnarled Tree
Castle of St George/Sao Jorge
Looking down from one of the turrets

The terrace of the castle gardens is every bit as nice a visit as the castle itself. Gnarled old trees, some so split they’re essentially two trees growing in a helix, dot the grounds everywhere and even on a scorching day I imagine it’s easy to find some shade and look out at the city. The grid pattern of the rebuilt Baixa is very evident from up here and one can imagine the Marques de Pombal standing on that very spot planning his grand scheme. One can also sadly imagine the horror the soldiers standing guard must have felt watching their city tremble, burn and drown below them. We got an interesting dose of Carnaval as we were winding up our visit as well with a giant team of young folks streaming into the castle holding banners and wearing odd costumes. Out in the garden we got performance dancers standing near the walls and on pillars near the exit were crow people squawking at passerby.

In addition to fake crows the castle had Peacocks
Looking back at our guest house from the Castle Mount
Castle Harlequiny carnaval folk

By the time we started making our way back down the hill we were starving (and mom was getting hangry.) Given the time it didn’t make a lot of sense to have a big meal but most of the restaurants nearby had only pricey large dishes at a heavy tourist hotspot markup. Again I don’t mind paying a bit but some of those places definitely had a vibe of mediocre food you’re paying for the view.

Lisbon Cathedral

Luckily Lisbon has transformed many old news kiosks (the round european style ones) into mini cafe ‘qiosques’ that sell sandwiches and cake and ice cream and the like. We ran into one on a cute little square that according to Steves is ‘the best place to get the pulse of the neighbourhood’ and grabbed a cured ham and cheese panini, a couple of ciders and did some peoplewatching. Honestly these are some of my favourite moments when travelling in Europe, you can sit there ages if you like, you can take your beer across the street and sit on a park bench if you want and watch the world go by.

After a bit of a recharge we visited the nearby Lisbon Cathedral. While it’s the oldest in the city it’s also been rebuilt many times due to earthquakes and lies on the site of a former mosque and a roman street with shops and sewer. they are trying to currently redesign the site to make everything visible.

Meandering back towards our guest house through the streets we ran into a few more sardine stores. The Portuguese are super into canned fish (all canned fish not just sardines) and also export large amounts of it. Somewhat hilariously to someone from mostly sardine hating north america this has led to lots of touristy sardine shops. That old tourist spot standby of “have an X from the year you were born” actually gets applied to sardines in Lisbon!

Ferris Wheel o’ Sardines!

We also sampled an afternoon sweet at the Confeteria Nacional which, while it desperately needs a take a number system, served us delicious cakey things picked at random from the display case. It’s been serving sweet treats at this location since 1829 and the interior decor doesn’t look like it’s been updated much in the past century. We may or may not have also grabbed another Ginjinha to fortify us for the climb back up to the guest house.

Dinner that night was an absolutely phenomenal burger and great fries at a little place in Bairro Alto. Everything made from scratch and super tasty. Wandering around after trying to work off dinner we ended up in a weird little ‘half irish pub/half dance club’ called Cheers (with the logo) that had a very talented fiddler/guitarist playing and a small table free. While we were originally just planning to have a quick drink they were so good we ended up lingering til after midnight despite having originally planned an early night to pack for the train the next morning.

Musical duo at ‘Cheers’ playing everything from Erasure to Andrea Bocelli

All in all I felt like we’d crammed in a fair bit for our first visit to Lisbon and we knew we’d be back before the flight out so there was more still to do… for now it was on to the Algarve by train.

Two Days Left! Get out and fringe!

Just some quick reviews today, it’s late and I have a long day planned tomorrow.

Daddy Issues – Peter Aguero – RRC

This was simply intense storytelling. Aguero is a longtime contributor to The Moth podcast/storyslams and for this show has taken a number of those stories to combine into a fringe show. As you might guess from the title the focus is strongly on his relationship with his father though we also get some glimpses into his upbringing in general. Here’s hoping he makes good on his promise to come back next year.

 

Snack Music – Snafu Theatre – Venue #8

A very different show. Improvised music, dance and kitchen utensil puppetry based on stories from the audience. I’m sure they’re always great but I felt like we got an extra amazing collection of stories for our instalment and the addition of an ASL interpreter and a strong deaf contingent in the audience made for a unique experience in my fringe travels. These are some gifted performers and I’m kicking myself that I didn’t get to Kitt and Jane last year despite the recommendations.

 

The Orchid and the Crow – Daniel Tobias – Venue #1

Better known round these parts as ‘german’ punk clown Otto Rot of Die Roten Punkte, Tobias presents his solo show more or less as himself. It’s a tale of his upbringing as an atheist Jew in Australia, his diagnosis as subsequent defeat  of testicular cancer and his onetime love affair with Lance Armstrong. The narrative is augmented by some really great songs co-written with Clare Bartholemew (The other half of DRP) and an oddly fascinating animation sequence with the titular characters. This was admittedly not what I was expecting but was one of my favourites of the festival.

 

God is a Scottish Drag Queen 3– Mike Delamont – Venue #6

Another one where there isn’t much to say at this point. An hour spent in the company of Delamont’s god is always a blast and this show was as on point as ever. Definitely worth catching if you have a chance or go see the remount of parts 1/2 at the Pantages in October.

 

Die Rotten Punkte – Venue #1

Just to make the Orchid and the Crow seem weirder to my brain in the aftermath I decided to catch the late night Die Roten Punkte ‘best of’ show. As ever Astrid and Otto were a blast as they played out their mix of physical/musical comedy on stage. If you’ve never seen them they are ‘german’ orphans who learned to play together as the punk/rock band now known as Die Roten Punkte – The Red Dots. My only warning is not to sit in the front row if you’re a shy man as you might end up with a face full of  Astrid Rot.

 

Overheard in line: “Oh, I’ve already flyered you? Have some candy then.” – The nice lady from Hitler’s Little Abomination

Highlight: Snack Music, but only just. If I was able to catch another show of theirs this fest I would.

Endeavour’s Final Launch (from a slightly different angle)

NASA released a number of different angles of Endeavour’s final launch including some shots from the Solid Rocket Boosters. This person has synced and placed these video streams side by side to give you a unique perspective of the launch. The SRB sep moment is just amazing as the cameras turn with the booster as it falls away and you see a glint of sunlight across the orbiter as it speeds away.

 

SPACE SHUTTLE ENDEAVOUR FINAL LAUNCH from Northern Lights on Vimeo.

Consider loading it up here and watching in HD and fullscreen… http://vimeo.com/24304855

 

AA Day 12: Dancing with Flipper

Glorious late start today, 9pm departure as we took off from Hanmer Springs towards Kaikoura. Today was somewhat of a bittersweet thought as normally we’d be staying in Christchurch tonight, but since the earthquake only 2 of the hostels remain open and have no place for us. Instead we’ll be staying in Kaikoura tonight and having to make up the time tomorrow with an early start.

The weather was cloudy and cold again today, most of spent the morning shivering as we waited to board the bus. Even the Winnipeg kid himself was far from warm. Despite the grey skies the scenery was absolutely epic today with every corner of the road revealing a vista worthy of a sweeping Lord of the Rings shot. We climbed up and around various deep ridges and valleys, crossed a ton of scary one lane bridges and eventually ended up in Kaikoura.

This was one of my most anticipated stops on the tour as we spent the afternoon on our dolphin encounter. Off the coast of Kaikoura is a submarine trench that’s full of plankton and other tasty marine food. As a result there are a huge number of these Dusky Dolphins hanging about (apparently around 2000) and we got to go swim in a pod of at least 200. It was quite possibly the greatest experience of my life. Everyone’s favourite fashion moment ensued as we all struggled into full two piece wetsuits, flippers and snorkels, then watched a safety briefing that seemed to mostly consist of the patently obvious instruction to swim towards the dolphins.

We did 4 separate drops into the water, with the captain speeding us back to the front of the pod every time they passed us by. A quick drop off the back of the boat and we swam full speed towards the dolphins, making goofy noises through our snorkels to try to entice their curious natures. Almost instantly I saw my first pair of them fly by at top speed. They’re fairly small dolphins, sleek and shiny with slim black dorsal fins and white/grey lower halves.  They’ll follow you as dive down or as you swim in circles, coming in to investigate then heading off with the rest of the pod.

My last swim was the best with what looked like a mom and calf sweeping by, then a group of 6 or so doing several full turns around me until I got both  a snorkel full of seawater and a little bit dizzy.  As I drifted along making my silly dolphin sounds through the snorkel I saw three other big groups swoop by. Unfortunately a few of our group weren’t doing so well and upon returning to the boat I saw more than a few very green faces. Luckily they’d semi required by land, but unfortunately they all missed a rare treat on the dolphin trip as we happened across a sperm whale taking in deep breaths before a dive. The thing was massive but the guides insisted he was just a teen despite dwarfing the boat. Apparently the dolphin operators don’t have a license to take us to see whales unless they’re directly in our path so we got VERY lucky in seeing that. After a couple minutes he dove, splashing his tail and making us all oooh and ahhh.

Since returning most of us have been sitting in our bunks here at the “Fish Tank Lodge” savouring the experience (and in my case writing 5 postcards or so.) There’s apparently a decent Thai place here in town, so we’re going to go grab some Kai in a minute then likely fairly early to bed for a 6am departure tomorrow.

AA:Day 6: Climbing a Volcano (or: How I almost died of a Heart Attack at age 31)

 

Day 5: Blue Duck Lodge to Tongariro proper (again) and the big-ass climb.

If this comes out as absolute gibberish forgive me for I have done the most intense (and probably stupid) thing of my life. Today I climbed a volcano (actually parts of several I believe) and just about killed myself. Tongariro is home of “New Zealand’s best one day walk” and the volcanoes that served as Mount Dhoom and distant Mordor in the LOTR. After prepping our backpacks for the journey (mine was 2.5l of water, camera and video camera, box lunch, wooly sweater and rain jacket) we set out from the car park. Signs of volcanic activity were everywhere, pyroclastic flow remnants, pumice everywhere and sulphurous streams. Every single person on our bus did the long walk, which was 19.4kms in length, estimated 7.5 hours to complete and a full  1859m of elevation change to a max of 1900m.

The views were amazing and I will mostly let the selected pictures tell the story for themselves, suffice it to say it was an epic journey that will probably be a highlight of my life until the day I die. Unfortunately my poor prairie legs weren’t really up to the rate of ascent and I cramped up hard. Thankfully David had some spare bananas and got me through it.

 

Every rise seemed to lead to another one, but the peak itself offered an amazing view. Down below were a number of beautiful volcanic lakes steaming away.

I made it, I didn’t die, and I probably sweated off 10 pounds.

 

After returning to our digs for the evening it was time to fight the massive leg pain and do laundry for 90% of the bus, followed by a quick dinner and beer. I know I was down to one clean shirt and change of undies. Thankfully I’m stocked well into south island now. Tomorrow is Wellington and some free time in the evening before heading to the south island. Some sadness though as we’ll be saying goodbye to 5 or 6 of our number who were only doing the north island.

 

Completely Knackered though… time for sleep.

AA: Day 5 – Kayak to the Blue Duck

Day 4: Rotorua to Blue Duck lodge.

Decently early start today as we headed out of the Rotorua area and down to Tungariro National Park. After a quick breakfast we hit the road and got a short steaming bath in the appropriately named Kerosene creek. You can’t bathe in the main lake, but when the water was hotter than most hot tubs about a mile down the river you can understand why. We all splashed around for a bit, some of even soothed our rafting shoulders by hopping under the short waterfall.  Well worth the faint smell of sulphur that clung around us the rest of the day (at least to us, I can’t speak for the people we met.)

Our next stop was a lunch/supplies run in the lakeside town of Topua, Lake Topua is NZ’s largest lake and is a beautiful picturesque blue with large looming islands and beaches of pumice stone. Everyone on the bus took a chance to make a floating rock and some of us grabbed a pumice for skin uses. Just before getting to Topua we had a chance to take a look at Huka Falls. They’re very pretty, and the green colour of the water was so clear even from the substantial height of our overlook. Apparently they are also the main drainage point for the whole lake so it’s surprising the water is so clear.

For lunch I picked up a Chicken Satay sandwich on a Turkish bun that was absolutely to die for. I think we stop in that town on the way back to Auckland during our power drive at the end, will have to grab another one. I also enjoyed the sight of an old piston plane serving as a playhouse at McDonalds.

Once we were back on the bus we made our way to blue duck lodge. However we managed to snag a chance to do some low grade white water kayaking. Apparently this entire region was mostly given to returning servicemen as farmland, but most of it is so rugged that the small parcels weren’t commercially viable. These days a few farmers operate larger parcels, mainly sheep ranches and the like. One of these has diversified into making Manuca Honey, which is apparently so renowned for its teatree fuelled antibiotic properties that NZ hospitals coat burn dressings in the stuff. The amount of teatree growing on his land is a direct result of his conservation efforts of returning a large chunk of his land to a natural NZ state. His latest venture is this lodge and though tiny it was amazing, more on that in a bit.

More pics of this later, I only took the waterproof videocam on the river:

Those of us Kayaking were dropped off the bus in the middle of nowhere and made to climb down a 75degree hill before we found our Kayaks. Ali got us to get in and take a quick practice paddle and I was glad to see I hadn’t forgotten how to power stroke when needed. Our guides (when they showed) unfortunately explained that it had been a while since a rain so a few parts were quite shallow (my large bottom in my larger bottomed Kayak certainly found most of the rocks in the shallow bits) but that the rapids were still quite fun. I simply cannot describe how amazing an experience this was. Picture a relatively narrow canyon with a babbling river, the walls grow wider and narrower as new vegetation presents itself and waterfowl take off in fright every time you round a corner. Now add in a bunch of gushing runs through the rapids, including one fantastically fun big run that a few of us (not me) took a spill on. By far the highlight of the trip so far, made only better by the stay at the lodge itself.

We checked in to what was clearly a converted old farmers croft, a long narrow building with about 4 rooms with bunks for 5-7. All but one of the guests was our group. This lodge was nestled in between gorgeous green mountains in all directions,  accessible by a narrow barely maintained road (most of which we kayakers didn’t see until the next morning) and so silent and isolated you might as well have been on an otherwise deserted island. Most of the rest of our crew had gone to explore the hills on quads with the owner of the place, apparently he showed him his next lodge location at the top of a peak, essentially surrounded by valleys in all directions with a glimpse of the far off ocean. Would have been nice, but Kayaking was better. The rest of the afternoon was spent drinking our bevies round a fire, and trying out the doubled bladed axe tossing. I managed to put a few in reasonably close, but out of our group Patrick was the undisputed champion of consistence. After a fantastic dinner we all sat on the cafe deck and watched the stars, discovering some of the non southern cross south hemisphere constellations. Bed was quiet, and sleep nearly instant for all of us.

I never knew that Roger Ebert was such a good writer…

I randomly ended up on Roger’s blog a while back and came across this post on the topic of racism. I could explain further, but I humbly implore you simply to READ MORE.

3 Quick Hits: Scootch closer children…

What were they smoking?
Totally old news but recently randomly discovered
Check out this Wikipedia entry about a superhero team known as Section 8. Note the altogether bizarre heroes.

Of particular note:

  • Dogwelder: A thin, silent man in a welder’s mask who spot welds dead canines to evildoers.
  • The Defenestrator: A large, burly man … who obsessively carries around a window through which he forcefully throws criminals.

When I first heard about this I figured… it must have been the 60s and it must have been some good product. Actual date of publication 1997.

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The Walken
It has become a well known fact that Christopher Walken can make almost anything sound surreal and creepy/hilarious by reading it aloud. His reading of the Three Little Pigs (find it on youtube) is fantastic and Jay Mohr’s amazing impression as he reads Goodnight Moon on a Simpsons episode is in much the same vein. However; Mental Floss linked to this video the other day and more or less blew my mind.

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The end of sleep:

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In a move that will unquestionably have a major impact on my study patterns as I complete my last term of school, Firaxis is releasing Civilization V this fall. CIV IV is probably the game that has most consistently caused me to look at a clock after what feels like a 90 minute session and realize that it’s 3am. Early incarnations were good, but IV, especially post-Beyond the Sword expansion was an addictively epic experience.

And now here comes CIV V. The CIV lovers among you will likely notice on the screenshot above that (in addition to some pretty amazing graphic changes) we’re seeing a shift to a hexagon-based grid for units. The keener eye will also notice a return to proper siege damage units. The changes go much deeper when you read further with units not necessarily dying off as a result of a combat, no more unit stacking and a complete revamp of how city fortifying works. I’m not certain, but it seems as if firaxis might be making a leap here that makes it a relearning experience for the hard core fans, but perhaps a bit more accessible to the new fan. I certainly think I’ll need to really adapt my playstyle for the new combat, but I probably should have done that already anyway. I’m certainly not going above prince difficulty on the first session though.

Also of note for those of us who hate fighting with Gamespy, it will be a steam game.

Skol, Vikings, Let’s GO!

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So the Favre saga is over for another year as number 4 is back with the Purple and Gold for one more (dare we say last?) run at a Super Bowl.

As a Vikings fan, I have to say I’m pretty happy he’s back. Even though his stupid throwning error at the end of the NFC Championship Game last year cost the team a Super Bowl appearance (I don’t think Longwell would have missed from where they were if he’d just done a hook slide) they certainly wouldn’t have been there without him. I can’t blame the guy for trying to make it more of a sure thing, I just wish he’d thrown it out of bounds. Many Vikings fan just believe that the team is cursed to never pass the conference championship again. The year prior to signing Favre, the Vikes had stumbled around with Gus Frerotte and Tavaris Jackson in a battle of who could provide the least amount of support for Adrian Peterson’s power rushing attack.

Suddenly with Favre the missing piece was there. Favre still had his head for the game, his strong and accurate arm and some spectacular receivers. More importantly, he had arguably the game’s best rushing tandem to present another threat and take some of the pressure off him when he was tiring. Favre looked like a little kid in a lot of the games last year, celebrating with guys half his age touchdown after touchdown. I was there in the Metrodome for the 34-3 pantsing of the Cowboys in the playoffs last year and you really couldn’t tell that the guy was over 40.

So what will this year bring? Who knows? I certainly think the Vikings have a shot at a Superbowl appearance. Hell, even non-vikings fans should be cheering for the vikes. Maybe, just maybe if Favre won another Lombardi Trophy he’d retire and stay retired.

Pump up the Jam

Trying to clear out my kitchen before I move home I made the following the other night… excellent stuff.

 

Cherry Peach Jam


This is a really tasty sweet jam recipe that I adapted from a crazily overdone one I found elsewhere on the net. The cherry juice turns the peaches a beautiful ruby colour and the aroma while it’s cooking is to die for.

 

Ingredients

  • 8 Normal Sized Peaches (Washed and pitted/chopped, I leave skins on but you can remove if you prefer)
  • 2 Cups Cherries (chopped)
  • 4 cups sugar
  • 2 boxes pectin (peach jam takes extra pectin as there isn’t a ton of natural
  • 1/4 cup lime juice
  • Butter (optional, to remove scum)

 

Method

  • Sterilize your jars and keep them nice and warm so the temperature shock of the hot jam doesn’t shatter them.
  • Chop your fruit, then combine in blender or food processor. (You can also mash with a potato masher, but it takes a while)
  • Process until you hit the desired consistency, I like my jam a little chunky but you can get it as smooth as you want.
  • Move the fruit to a pot, add your pectin and lime juice.
  • Bring to a boil
  • Add the sugar, then bring to a rolling boil
  • Once it’s boiling, cook while stirring vigourously for 5 minutes or so
  • The scum that forms at the top is harmless, but doesn’t look very nice in your jam, stir in about a tbsp of butter and much of it will dissipate. If some remains you can add more butter, or remove it with a spoon.
  • Ladle hot jam into jars, ideally with a canning funnel, but you can do without.
  • Seal jars and process for 10 Minutes in a boiling water bath.

Super super tasty and really quick for a jam. Made excellent farewell gifts at the office as I finish my second last week.  More content to come soon.