On the off chance that you needed further proof that Michael Jackson is creepy beyond all get out, here are several selections from a recent auction of property from his Neverland ranch near Santa Barbara California.

“I am the Lord thy Michael and thou shalt not have other gods besides me…”

Bubbles looks like he’s scared of Orbiter number 4 on the left.  Hopefully he didn’t pee or MJ’s armor will rust.

Words escape me on this one, I’ll simply state that individual close ups make it even more terrifying, including the absolute worst:

Ungodly creepy… even Tiny Tim loves Michael.