Real Men find Jesus Sexually Attractive…

Ok, so it was an extra day. Yesterday was a nutso day of cooking and fringing. Post title courtesy of Phil the Void, not sure what’s up with the Jesus theme I generally just pick a funny line that sticks out in my memory of something I’ve seen the day before.

Since my last entry I’ve seen:

The Pig Stoopid Improv show (with the Probably Cast):

At MTC up the Alley

The Big Stupid Improv Show was originally done as a last minute fill by Wes Borg for an empty venue slot at the Edmonton fringe using random fringe actors from a wide circle of friends. It has since become a semi-constant show in Winnipeg and is generally done as the same concept. Here it Winnipeg it seems to be run by the Crumbs guys.

As per usual it was long form improv with the “Director’s Cut” framing. For those who haven’t seen this it basically goes like this: 3 or 4 different scenes are started, usually grabbing a suggestion from the audience. After each act of all the scenes are complete the audience “votes out” one of the scenes based on applause.

As usual with Crumbs and Big Stupid I really wish they’d take a few more audience suggestions. This is partly because I’m not a massive fan of really drawn out long form, but also because in the past I’ve seen some of these performers just take whatever suggestion and more or less ignore it and go into what seems like an awfully planned performance. Improv is about spontaneity and having a few extra audience suggestions at points in the scene keeps you honest. Ryan Gladstone (much as I love his work) was particularly bad about forcing the scene to go where he wanted.

All that said, the show I saw was my favorite version of the BSIS in years and was well worth the punch on my Buddy Pass. Chris Gibbs was very funny in his oft deadpan way and Penny Ashton and Fraz (I think his name is) stole the show at times.

Overall, well worth seeing if you’ve got an empty slot and they’re on. 3.5/5

Phil the Void (Venue 3: Pantages Studio)

Phil van Hest’s “Too Smart” show from 2 years ago returns with a sequel. Very funny oddball humour that’s a mix of observational stand-up and ranting. Unlike some american performers Phil doesn’t entirely have a grasp on the Canadian experience, but we’ll forgive him since he’s very, very funny. A friend of mine recommended the show to me with the phrase “He’s a lovable asshole.” After seeing the show I’d have to agree. Besides, how can you not like a guy that drinks Red Stripe on stage.
The Aethernomicon (Venue #3)

H.P. Lovecraft… Puppets… What more could an ubergeek ask for? Well, a little more work on pacing for starters.

The Watch and Spectacle Puppet Company is a local endeavour that was behind the truly magnificent “The Clock in the Lobby” at Fringe 2007. Thankfully they’ve gotten a bigger, less sweltering venue this time and as a result I was able to spend less time fanning myself with my program and more time watching the puppets.

The Aethernomicon tells the story of a book of dark alien secrets that could lead to the destruction of humanity. It’s all very lovecraft-y (which is incredibly hard to describe so go look it up on wikipedia if you aren’t familiar with him) and much like last year’s effort is incredibly well done. The story is told in a series of vignettes from the story of an exiled scholar. A translator of the scholar’s book gives us the framing story. From what I could see they appeared to have taken the WFP review into consideration and had shortened a few of the interlude scenes but I think perhaps they could have gone further. In particular the complex dance of the protos could have been a solid 60 seconds shorter without losing any effect.

The stars of the show are inevitably the puppets themselves. Decidedly creepy, yet with undeniable personality in their movements they’re unlikely to change the minds of any puppet-phobes out there. The craftsmanship obvious in every object that appears on stage is truly a delight to behold. The puppeteers themselves give their movements an intensity that keeps the audience enthralled…

Unfortunately a good puppeteer does not necessarily equal a good actor and much like The Clock in the Lobby the Aethernomicon suffers a bit from the substandard vocal acting of some of the cast. I honestly think the next step for the W&S company is to get some true actors involved to do the voices (of at least the main characters) for their next production.

The single greatest problem with staging such a complex show is the time required between scenes. At times the blackness seemed to last for minutes and would only be lifted for the briefest of scenes before fading to black again.. I do entirely understand that a large part of this is a limitation of the medium and the complexity of the show, but there were certainly times that something else should have been done. The audience was absolutely rivited while the action was on stage but the frequent, lengthy fades to black were tiresome and in all honesty if it had been 30 minutes later in the day I would likely have fallen asleep during one.

My only suggestion would be to be perhaps to have used the extra space they had this year to have another secondary performance area off to the side where the simple conversations could take place. That way the audience wouldn’t have to wait for backdrops to be moved in and out so constantly. This area could even be kept dimly lit to remind us that this is the story that’s being played out. However, I suppose that this might A: cause personnel issues and B: The company likely designed the sets months before they knew what size of space they would have.

All that being said, I really enjoyed the show and would recommend it to everyone who enjoys a little puppet gore but a warning: it sold out very quickly last night. I recommend getting there early.

Jesus was a fringe performer…

Fringe has been amazing thus far, to the point where I’ve had no time at all to write anything til now.

Sadly as is becoming routine I missed the first night of the festival due to a softball game. Thankfully I made up for with a quick hit for two thursday night and a solid day long 4 plays Friday, almost 5 but we got in the wrong line for Jem Rolls and missed tickets by about 45 seconds.
Luckily for us, solace was found at the Cupcakery on Stradbrook as we waited for perennial favorite “Sound and Fury” at the Gas Station (venue #18)
but I’m getting ahead of myself.

Thursday saw us trying to beat the inevitable crowds at T.J. Dawe’s later shows by catching Totem Figures on our first night.
Unfortunately for me my fringe companions chose to tell me the wrong time after having picked up the tickets so it was by the skin of my teeth (and winded and sweaty after having sprinted from Graham and Smith to PTE) that I made it inside at more or less the stroke of 7:14:59. While TJ was his usual rapid-fire, word-spinning self I can’t help but agree with the WFP that the show could easily have been trimmed a bit. Thankfully the seats at PTE are comfy so it’s hardly a bit issue. Dawe seemed to be even more personal than usual, telling us more about his inner self than simply observations and exaggerations of his personal adventures. He’s also apparently not living in Winnipeg anymore which would explain why I don’t randomly see him around these days. 4.25/5

Second up thursday night was “The Spy” a strange and (one might think after the performance we saw) not entirely ready one man 60’s/70’s spy spoof which was hampered by horrible sound and a few other hiccoughs. If the theme catches your eye it might be worth catching later in the week as there were some genuinely funny bits and a smoother more flowing performance would help the whole thing keep it’s zing. 3/5

The rest of thursday night looked a little sparse and we didn’t want to be up til 2:00 AM either so we decided to call it a night and get back out on our day off Friday.
I dragged out my cousin, a relative fringe newbie, and we randomly caught the first show near where we parked… which turned out to be The Movies (abridged) which was a perfectly pleasant (if none to original) mini-ode to movies with the subplot of decrying the force feeding of hollywood blockbusters via giant chain video stores. It was pleasant enough and helped along by some hilarious (and hilariously terrible) impressions and homages. 3.5/5

Next up was “How to fake Clinical Depression” which again had a few good moments but was not particularly memorable. I sadly couldn’t tell you much about it even 2 hours after I’d seen it which is never a good sign. The main actor is likeable enough, but I guess the script just didn’t grab me. 2.5/5

A pleasant beer and a terrible outdoor stage magician/”comedian” later (seriously bud, you’re a total hack and I can’t believe you quit your day job for this) we settled in for dinner and a beer with Chris Gibbs at the King’s Head. The Further Adventures of Antoine Feval a sequel to a much beloved show from a few years ago. As always Gibbs was hilarious and entertaining but also as always there was issues with getting the shows started and the sound system. Please Chris, spend the money on a sound man, or at least beg a friend to help you get going for the first show or two. When you’re already fitting a show you admitted you’d never done in under 70 mins into a 60 minute slot we don’t need you struggling with a sound board for an extra ten minutes and missing our next show. No, you definitely don’t have to have seen the original show to get the most out of this one… 4.5/5

Unfortunately missing Jem left us with the decision to simply head to Gas Station early, so we didn’t get to fit in 5 shows. The aforementioned delicious cupcake along with some brazillian music from a combo outside the Gas Station Theatre left us in the mood for a good evening ending show. The victorian antics of L.A. based Sound and Fury delivered in spades. Their infectious enthusiasm and apparently genuine love of Canada and Fringe circuit is always so nice to see. The show itself (while imo not quite reaching the heights of previous efforts) was amazing and I was happy to see that they got a 5 star rating in todays WFP. There’s no doubt they deserved it, and you should get there early if you want to catch the show despite the annoying seperateness of the GST.

More news tomorrow… time to catch a show.

The Dark Side of the Garden

My favorite shirt ever has just been reprinted at Threadless. If you buy anything from them, please do so through that link or here as I get a buck or two towards a tshirt for myself if you do.

In which the Winnipeg Fringe Festival is about to begin…

It’s almost Fringe time… A few days from now the area surrounding Winnipeg’s Old Market Square will be filled with Venue desks, theatregoers and food trucks. 12 straight days of theatre goodness for increasingly not low prices await the citizens of Winnipeg who haven’t fled to cottages or holidays. The program this year looks passable, though not quite as good as recent years to my mind.

There seems to be a surplus of “OMG GAY” and “OMG FEMINIST” crap plays this year, though of course it’s hard to make a judgement based just on the program description (though I fully expect to see that first impression justified by eventual reviews.) It makes me curious though, who wants to watch this crap? None of my gay friends want to have anything to do with these incredibly stereotypical pieces of “art.” As one friend put it… “Why on earth would I want to waste an hour watching someone camp up their queen side to sell tickets to middle aged women.”

Perhaps it’s just that older housewife/soccer mom demo who see soaking up a bit of “gay culture” (even though it’s nothing of the sort) as something naughty that spices up their day. It would certainly explain how Steven and Chris have gotten renewed for another year. My opinion? If you want to see a good play about gay issues go see something like “Bash’d” from last year that is both a funny play about gay culture and also addresses important issues.

As for the “feminist” plays, ok, we get it, not enough plays are written about women’s issues, I totally agree. Don’t you think that rather than simply making play after play that’s ranting about it without any other quality to the (what can only loosely be termed) play you should maybe just write a genuine funny or dramatic play that approaches and discusses women’s issues? If you want to preach to the choir by ranting to a small crowd of people perhaps get into stand-up instead? I sometimes wonder if some of these acts are simply “I ran out of time to write my actual play and the program deadline is in a few days” moments.

In other “shitty premise” news… someone is doing a Napoleon Dynamite themed play. Really? I mean honestly? You don’t think you missed the boat on that one bud? I may be in the minority as I despised the movie except for the inclusion of the awesome Tina Majorino.

In happier news:

Old favourites Sound and Fury are back again with a Sherlock Holmes spoof that’s sure to be awesome. They’re also in the comparatively huge Gas Station this year after having been stuck in Cinematheque last time. For a group that solidly filled warehouse on a regular basis in their previous appearances I’m not sure what the schedulers were thinking last year shoving them into that tiny venue (especially given some of the crap that played to empty houses at the bigger venues.)

Speaking of Cinematheque they are apparently not a venue this year but are instead showing a regular schedule during the fringe. I’d question the wisdom of this except for the fact that the second Friday of the fest they’re showing “Monty Python and the Holy Grail” complete with a serving of Mead, delicious!

T.J. Dawe is back again (or perhaps not back since he now lives here) and will no doubt be performing to packed houses from day one. Here’s hoping they give him a big venue with a small stage since it’s ideal for him and shitty for a lot of people who get assigned them. I hope I get to see him this year, but getting into his shows without an advance ticket is such a PITA and I prefer to get about with my Buddy Pass.

Chris Craddock is giving Winnipeggers a second chance to see pornStar, which was a hit back in 2005. Here’s hoping I get to see it this time, Craddock is quickly becoming my favourite of the new crop of Fringe playwrights.

Screwed and Clued is back for the first time in a while, I haven’t yet heard who’s in the actual cast for this one but hopefully it’s a continuation of the funny we’ve seen in past years. Also returning are perennial improv artists ImproVision who hopefully have a better venue this year as well.

Yours truly is going to try to enjoy the festival despite the never ending rain of shit that has been falling on him this summer. I’m dedicating my fringing this year to the memory of my grandmother who first introduced me to the festival and who passed away last fall.

Raisa’s Hubby battles Zombies for the Rodina

As many people know I’m a bit of a Russophile; I love old propaganda posters and probably know more Soviet and Russian history (both political and military) than I realistically should as a Canadian kid who grew up in the 80’s. I know how to swear in Russian, took a year of Russian in university (which honestly only made me better at pronouncing things in a russian accent) and have read any number of books on subjects involving the country. It turns out I’ve missed something major about one of the most important leaders of the USSR.

No one can deny the effect that Mikhail Gorbachev had upon the modern world but very few people knew that he was an ass kicking, zombie fighting super hero! As much as I was mildly terrified by the ketchup stain on his head as a kid, it turns out there was far more powerful things to be concerned about. The following video for Russian Metal Band ANJ corrects that startling oversight.


GORBACHOV: THE MUSIC VIDEO – BIGGER AND RUSSIANER from Tom Stern on Vimeo.

Vote for my “Awesome” boot!

Doc Marten’s is having a contest whereby they’ll actually make one of these. I just want to see how far I can get up with stupid ideas. The goons from SomethingAwful.com are thoroughly ruining the contest already for the enjoyment of all. Go vote “Love it!” for my boot!

The World Series of Donkey Liquification

I hope everyone who enjoys poker has been following the World Series of Poker the past few weeks. I have no doubt the ESPN coverage will start appearing on TV as soon as they can finish editing it but it’s entertaining to follow along online as it happens. ESPN will never let you know the behind the scenes stories and the less “TV friendly” moments.

So far this year has been “the year of the pro” with professionals taking home a large percentage of the 50+ WSOP bracelets but now it’s Main Event time. For those less than familiar with the WSOP the Main Event is a $10k NLHE tourney (Translation: No Limit Texas Hold’Em with a $10,000 buy-in to play.) This is the event Chris Moneymaker won not so long ago that set off this whole poker extravaganza. It’s the event that ESPN loves to make hay out of and it’s an event with a pretty incredible payout pool.

Over 6800 people started in the main event (and yes, that means there is $68 MILLION in play minus the rake) and after two days 1308 remain. To put that in perspective, somewhere around 1/3 of the total prize money for all 55 WSOP events is in play for just the Main Event. First place will take home just over $9.1 million dollars and just making the final table guarantees you just short of a million. 666 degenerate sinners will cash and make at least double their money back.

A lot of discussion has ensued this year about the downturn in poker and how the organizers had to scrape by last years entrant number by the skin of their teeth. I still maintain that between the government stupidity in the states and the fact that it’s now been a few years since Moneymaker even seeing a moderately significant downturn would have been pretty amazing. Sadly I’ve come to accept that by the time I have 10k to throw away just to say I’ve played in the Main Event we’ll likely be back down to less amazing numbers but it’ll still be one hell of an experience. $1,500 NLHE or something? Definitely in the next few years. It may be stupid, but a nice payday and a Mr. T bracelet would be awfully nice.

Stupidly enough though, the WSOP has decided to delay the final table five months until sometime in November. One can only imagine the backdoor wheeling and dealing that can (and will) happen during that layoff. I missed whatever explanation they had for it but I certainly find it frustrating… I can only imagine what it’ll be like for those actually sitting there.

If you’re interested in following along a good first step is Poker News and you should definitely visit the The Tao of Poker with Dr. Pauly for a more behind the scenes view. One should be aware that the WSOP started at the end of may and some of these folks have been sweating the entire things with at most a couple of days off. The tone of the writing tends to get a little… darker… towards the end of things.

Goons With Spoons Wiki Sticker Contest

Hot Fun in the Summertime (or something)
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It’s summertime, we’re featuring our new chili page on the front of the wiki and barbecue season is in full swing. Given the recent anniversary and the fact that I haven’t done it in a while I figured it was time for a giveaway.

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The World’s Five Greatest Alarm Clocks

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Some people have trouble waking up… apparently a lot of trouble. Some simply fall into a near death state when they sleep and could sleep through a nuclear detonation until the skin bubbling off their bones felt a little itchy, others wage a daily war with their snooze button. Most of these products are geared towards the latter and are designed to make the silencing process require enough thought that it’s impossible to do in near sleep conditions. Most of these products are available through that bastion of awesome products with punishingly unfair Canadian shipping ThinkGeek.com (only 85% bitter.)

More after the jump…

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